#alexbelloli

my name is alex. sometimes i'm funny but other times i'm just there. my nights are spent watching adult swim with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Follow me on twitter @alexbelloli but you don't have to . you probably shouldn't. forget i said anything.
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khalicarl:

4/20

octobra:

when you realize they weren’t waving to u 

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zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

(via ahopelesslyinquisitiveman)

sweatandhappiness:

lifehackable:

Stretches that improve different aspects of your body.

These just saved my fucking life you have no idea

"This muscle causes lower pain pain."

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takemeback-:

have sex with me it’s for chemistry

(via khalicarl)

comedycentralstandup:

Bo Burnham is your Stand-Up Month Comedian of the Day. Watch his stand-up highlights here

xspitmyrage:

Seating arrangements available upon request,

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